*sorting papers*
...and of course I'm missing the baritone saxophone piece...
me: Why, is that the one you need?
*disparaging sigh* No, that's just the one that's ALWAYS missing, because bari-saxophone players are bad kids, bad children, just BAD!
*pause*
...terrible, terrible children! They use their music, they never turn it back in, and because of them parts are always incomplete!
*mutters* bad bad children...
*more muttering* Alto saxophone players too, sometimes they don't turn in their music as well... and those percussionists.
*shuffles papers*
And that my friends, is why you should always turn your music back in when you're done with it... Lest you risk the wrath of a music teacher, taking your name in vain, along with everyone else who plays the same instrument ;)
...and of course I'm missing the baritone saxophone piece...
me: Why, is that the one you need?
*disparaging sigh* No, that's just the one that's ALWAYS missing, because bari-saxophone players are bad kids, bad children, just BAD!
*pause*
...terrible, terrible children! They use their music, they never turn it back in, and because of them parts are always incomplete!
*mutters* bad bad children...
*more muttering* Alto saxophone players too, sometimes they don't turn in their music as well... and those percussionists.
*shuffles papers*
And that my friends, is why you should always turn your music back in when you're done with it... Lest you risk the wrath of a music teacher, taking your name in vain, along with everyone else who plays the same instrument ;)
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