"One day I'll read again...
Books with chapters."
~T

Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Yes, once upon a time your Mother read entire books
Movember
Ze French-fingure-stache |
Today we celebrated their efforts, the Mo-Bros supported by the Mo-Sista's, were rewarded with a public shaving... (those who haven't become attached to their manly handlebars that is). Four shaves, and no nicks, cuts or pressure leaks later and I'm practically a professional... besides ~ *holds hands up* it's okay I know first aid ~.
Together we've raised just over $1600 which is going to be matched! w00t w00t!! If you can help us raise a little bit more, by donating to me or our team, that would be spectacular of you. Thanks :)
Way to go everyone!!!
From the Captain...
The dateline works this way. My two flights in north am are listed on the itinerary BEFORE the flight from Auckland. Leave LA at 10 am 29 Nov, Leave Seattle for Edmonton around 2 pm, Leave Auckland at 3 pm. 29 Nov. Go figure.
By the time I'm in Edmonton, with airport time and normal wake up, I'll have been travelling around 32 hours.
Did not sleep on the Pacific flight so in "reel gud shape"
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
The only reason I need to not wear camo, I'd never find my pants
I soooooo wouldn't make it as a secret agent...
Do you think it's a bit of an indication that I have been working too many hours, and not taking enough dead days? Meeeee too, but somehow I don't think my boss will go for it.
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Uhg
Sent... While in transit ;)
Saturday, November 26, 2011
I see your high beams and I'll raise you my PIAA's
Sent... While in transit ;)
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Nothing starts the day off quite like...
I was wandering around my kitchen getting ready for work, when I stepped in a puddle. I *hate* stepping in water with socks on... but I knew it was just my fridge with dementia, which is great cause usually it forgets it has an incontinence problem.
Anyways being in my usual state of almost late I went and changed my wet sock. Yes they still matched ;)
...and then I promptly stepped in the fridge dribble with the other sock, like ten seconds later...
That'll teach me for not cleaning it up the first time *sigh*
Sent... While in transit ;)
Monday, November 21, 2011
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Sunday, a day of rest... except for the wicked
See those pretty coloured lines, or even just the green bits... Well we had to shovel 'em off just so they could keep track of the game!
I'm totally not even kidding you, it's one of those expensive futuristic astro-turf fields... so apparently you can't just plow it or snow-blow it because it's made up of rubberized fish turds... and despite all the money they spent on it they forgot to take into account the fact that it snows up here... and the kids still play football.
The Saskquatch and I were directed to shovel the hash-marks clear, so we did. Up one side of the field... and down the other. All 220 yards of it. Mostly 4 feet wide... until it narrowed down to about a foot and a half for the last 25 yards. Okay, so we were a little played out by then.
It wasn't even 11am and I had already worked off my Timmy's breakfast sandwich! *shakes head* the things I'm voluntold for...
I'll make you a deal... you run on the snow and *I'll* run on the grass... |
Who thought this was a good idea?!?! |
After a fantastically hard fought game, in which they cut the score in half from the last time they faced off against the Mission Lions, the Yellow-jackets ended the season second in their division. Great job guys!
Rome wasn't built in a day...
Two days later I'd like to present my culinary
Two days?!?
Yes, two days... Have I mentioned that cooking and baking are not one of the skills I've mastered yet? Yet being the operative word. Well y'see here's the thing. I had some leftover rice, actually I needed the small pot and *it* had leftover rice in it... and I figured since I was being Debbie Domestic that while I was making myself dinner I'd just whip up a little rice pudding for dessert! (I like to think I can be amazing like that sometimes)
Well I can follow directions, and they said mix everything together in a bowl, pour into a casserole type thingee, put it in a roasting pan and fill it with an inch of boiling water... two boiled kettles later and it was finally ready to go into the oven. It was then supposed to cook for half an hour, have a quick stir, then cook for 20 mins and be done.
Sounds simple enough right?
That's what I thought... half an hour later I figured it should have *some* substance, but no it was just as runny as when I put it in... *shrugs* I set the timer for twenty more minutes... and then I set the timer for twenty more minutes... and then I set the timer for twenty more minutes...
...and then I turned the oven off, and went to bed. Who has time for this kind of thing? I mean really!?!? (No we don't really wonder why I'm not married)
This morning I left to watch footy footy football, which is another 'omg you are never going to believe what I did today' kind of moment... but when I got home I remembered I still had half finished rice pudding in the oven.
That's right I picked it up where I left off... turned the oven on, waited until it got back up to temperature and set the timer for, wait for it... yep another twenty minutes.
Now despite the fact that it looks, um... well kinda gross, it isn't actually burnt - that's cinnamon, and it was delicious I'll have you know! It had a beautiful creamy texture... and it was so good in fact that I had seconds, even though I was still full from lunch.
Not bad, not bad at all.
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Doing whatever I want
It's not fair.
This is my weekend
Somebody owes me big for this!
Wait...
This is my life
My parents said when I grew up I could do whatever I want...
And so, here I am at work on my weekend.
Not because I have to be
But because I want to be
Because I'm excited!
I'm proud of what I've done...
and I want to show off a little...
I need to be able to show off a little
I want everyone to be as excited about it as I am
Even if it's just because I'm excited
Even if you don't understand exactly what it is that I do
*mutters* Besides, that whole do whatever you want thing? it didn't come with the clarification that you'd have other things, more important things to worry about... things that had nothing to do with what you wanted or didn't want *mutters*
Friday, November 18, 2011
From the Captain...
Thursday, November 17, 2011
I feel fantastic!
I really do feel fantastic!
Must be the fresh snow, it's kind of like Bill Watterson said: It's like brand new piece of paper to draw on.
Sent... While in transit ;)
From the Captain...
Monday, November 14, 2011
Thursday, November 10, 2011
When you thought you had everything...
Did you do something fun?
I delivered some babies on your birthday.
But no one named their babies Sam.
I will try again next year.
Tuesday, November 08, 2011
Putting the punk in Steampunk (parts1-57)
As usual though, wikipedia says it much better... although I have always wondered why it isn't wikipaedia, with that funny 'ae' like encyclopaedia... No, for serious.
So without further ado... here are some shots from the no-less-than four times that we dressed up for Halloween this year. Some of the odds and ends are way cooler up close and personal, and a little hard to pick out in the pictures... so I'll fill you in as we go.
The Eyeglasses... they were sufficiently Victorian style until I pulled something out of an ancient crt tv that looked like the extra lenses from the glasses in the National Treasure movie. I spent days trying to figure out how to attach it to them, because I really wanted it to be able to swing up out of the way... and then it hit me! The squeeze tube on my hand soap which closes and locks for your traveling convenience!!! The skies opened up and the angels sang.
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My satchel with my spyglass... and Indian Jones whip |
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My glowing bits |
The Jacket. Nobody knows how old it is, or whence it came but it received a little extra aging courtesy of a foot file. Edging was done along the main seams with some copper wire pulled out of some ferrite winding inside an old tv, or it might have been the dvd player... There are furniture tacks on the shoulder seam and rivets down the back, although they weren't quite picture worthy.
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Treasure's wicked steampunk wings... that fit through doorways |
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Note to self: Photoshop in better head... when I learn photoshop |
Both gauntlets were built on a kids soccer shin guard base... sprayed to a nice coppery colour. My nephew had a cardiac because he thought they were his, but they weren't... this time ;) The right gauntlet suffered most of the casualties every time we went out, but it was just odds and ends... including the dial from inside a thermostat. The left gauntlet has the entire inner mechanism of an optical drive riveted to it, motor and gears intact... so you can slide it back and forth!!!
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Blastering a hole in the floor! |
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Vaporize!!!! |
A few evenings of taking it apart, soldering various pieces back together... testing, soldering... changing batteries and testing!?! *phew* Then cutting the bare minimum plastic bits down to size, hacking out the inside of the screw on water filler cap and it fit like a glove... with some hot glue. But this setup meant that we could unscrew it at any time and change the batteries... brilliant! The batteries ended up working perfectly in their original holder (cut down to the bare minimum also) and had tonnes of room to rattle around inside the super soaker. During the soldering ordeal we drilled a hole through the handle so the start button could be mounted on the trigger position of the handle. Oh and we coated the inside of the ball with glow in the dark powder, because glowing things are awesome!
The holster for "The Ray Gun"... was a pair/set? of strategically wrapped suspenders.