Monday, March 21, 2011

D to the O.G.S!

Dogs do not understand Physics.

They believe that no matter how many of them there are, your lap will expand to accommodate.

They're not sure what the idiot that came up with laptops was thinking, because laps are for dogs... obviously this person didn't own a dog or they would have known better.

Despite their short legs making them look deceivingly smaller, Basset Hounds still weigh a lot... especially when they step on your bladder. Even if you didn't have to pee, you do now.