I've had the hiccups three times in the last two days. Not just cute little ones either, no... these were like an upset to the delicate inter-dimensional pressure balance, via a tear in the space time continuum... and by space time continuum I mean diaphragm.
Mom laughed at me, because she's sensitive like that. I don't think she fully grasped the seriousness of the situation... what if I'd been hungry!?!
Sorry Sam, but hiccups, 'specially the inter-dimensional ones, are the most funny of all. To laugh at them is an involuntary as hiccups, only much more fun (until of course the laughing triggers a new tear in space-time).
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