Friday, January 21, 2011


The dental assistant said I have cute teeth... that part was complimentary. I had to pay for the fat lip, numb nostril, and increased heart rate.

If the bruising is worse when the freezing wears off I'm telling everyone I beat up some guy who was trying to steal an old lady's purse.

I bought myself a shake for a late lunch to make up for it... yes I can still be bribed ;)