The Sam diet

It's only 9 o'clock at night... but if every meal took this long to make I'd be wafer thin in no time, maybe I could patent that... "Cooking with ADD, oooh shiny!"
One shopping trip, thawing and frying bacon, one season of battlestar galactica ftp'd to my xbox, one borrowed egg favor from a neighbor and more salt and pepper on the floor than in the dressing... but, it's done!
As an added bonus it doesn't taste too bad either :)