Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Anatomy, from a 5 year old perspective

G-unit: "Nooo don't poke me in the belly button..."

TC *innocently dripping with mock sincerity*: "Why don't you like being poked in the belly button?"

G-unit: "Because my belly button is attached to my penis, and it hurts"

Being five he proceeded to demonstrate... poking himself in the belly button, falling to the floor and rolling around like a soccer player who's just been kicked in the junk. All by itself it was funny. When his 3-year old cousin "the hell cat"started imitating him (and she's a girl) it was all over.