Definitely!?!?

Funny just happened at work, there was a bug in Aaren's office and I was all ewwwww what is that?!?

He promptly stepped on it and said "That's an earwig..." Now I know what earwigs look like, and that wasn't an earwig... So he takes off his shoe, looks at the unidentifiable smear on the bottom and goes "Yep, that's definitely an earwig"