Saturday, October 09, 2010

Boys are smelly

This post consists of material not talked about in normal circles... you have entered at your own risk.

I already knew this, growing up with two brothers and all... but yeah, they definitely need to be aired out regularly... whether they're aware of it or not.

Note to self: the 'glow' generated by walking at a brisk pace negatively affects any airing out benefits that may have occurred.

On farts:
Farting in foul weather gear is worse than snow pants, snow pants breath a little bit gradually releasing the smell in non-lethal doses. Foul weather gear does not breath, but rather produces concentrations far exceeding the lethal limit by means not yet scientistically explained.